I’ve neglected my tumblr so much am so sorry i haven’t posted anything in age’s. I will be sure to keep it updated.

my tumblarity’s 0 lmao,because i have’nt been on here

i put my name down,for a job in boot’s i hope i get
it i need to exta bit of dooshh! please.

oh dont you just hate when you have been out all day,and then
you get back and your mother’s so drunk,and you have to listen to them talk shite,
and listen to there crap music all night?
iHATEit!
wish i would have stayed at my dads house,man i cant be bothered with this shite of her’s

What color of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[x]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ]Black = with a sexy smile
[x]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[]Dirty Brown = who loves to be different
[ ]Dirty blond= with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = who ate
[ ]2 = who needed
[ ]3 = who killed
[ ]4 = who shot
[ ]5 = who killed
[ ]6 = who smoked with
[ ]7 = who kissed
[ ]8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[x]10 = who cuddled with
[ ]11 = who slept with
[ ]12 = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = a lesbian
[ ]02 = a dog
[x]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ ]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = the kool-aid man
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a pickle
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = an orange
[ ]19 = a homo
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[x]Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[x]Red = because I’m a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[]Purple = because I got dared
[ ]Gray = because I’m cool like that
[ ]Other = because that’s how I roll
[ ]Green = because I’m good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I’ve got abs

ceeeyahh!
am off,to paint my nail’s
dont you just love barry M

YOU ARE A MINGGGGGMONGGG! ;)

-thank’s for that lauren! :)

my cookie’s may look strange,
but they sure taste good so,its all good.